Kohlbar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds in a Nutshell]

It's like it's trying to be a parody of something, and the something that they're parodying is true, but also them! I'm a fucking genius.

[Benji Vs. Kyle Intro!]

Cool good job but the text at the end could be a looot cleaner and it'd look great

OfficialBlueBen responds:

yeah, I did cut the text out of the end! sorry about that.

[Star Trek Joke]

quantity over quality, quantity over quality...

[Ancient Cosmos]

To me, the scientist looked like the guy who's always talking about aliens on the History channel... really enjoyed watching this, lol

[Epic Minequest 3]

Smooth animation, obvious technical skill. I didn't find it funny, however, and it seemed to try to pander a lot (cat-smiley face on the creeper cuz ur so uguu kawaii) (ending with dubstep) cool.

[Valentine's Day! - 2013]

ohahahahaha its funny cuz its bane and batman and they are valentining loL!!!! and and and then batman says "I LOVE YOU" maaaaan hahahahahahahah@!!@@!!@!@ i lost my shit and then that crazy new song everybody's listenin to was at the end and they danced 2 it!!! ROFL!!!! Seriously, quit pandering, because that is the "bane" of originality and development as an artistic community!

ThePivotsXXD responds:

Alright. I won't animate any more Batman cartoons, just for you! <3

[Falcon Punch Joke]

This animation held a very small amount of humor imo. It was a bad joke (not morally bad or offensive) but just... lame. and then the bird explodes haha! haha. haha. animation was terrible. the only thing that was decent was the drawing.

Speedo responds:

you just... don't get it.

[Damn Sandwich (GSF)]

this was nice

The story alone made me chuckle, but your animation could definitely use some work. Stick anims can be fun with the proper level of refinement.

[FUS RO DAH!]

Dead Joke

Sorry, I did not enjoy this flash. However, I've been deadened to Skyrim jokes at this point anyway. When horses die, they don't need to be beaten. It just starts to look nasty. 2/10 for the competent work with animating.

[Rockstar Jones]

Sequel

I wonder what will happen to that poor girl with the leg tumor :(