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Total Medals Earned: 125 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,035 Points

1976: Issue 1

1976 Unlocked 8/25/11
10 Points
Read the entire first issue of 1976

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 10/28/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 10/28/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 10/28/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 10/28/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense Unlocked 10/28/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Weak Defense Unlocked 10/28/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Shrunken Head Unlocked 10/28/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 15/44 (120/500 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/14/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/14/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump Unlocked 6/17/11
10 Points
I can double jump
I like my wall Unlocked 6/14/11
10 Points
jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies Unlocked 6/14/11
10 Points
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls Unlocked 6/14/11
25 Points
Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button Unlocked 6/14/11
25 Points
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 6/14/11
25 Points
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls Unlocked 1/12/12
50 Points
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level Unlocked 1/12/12
50 Points
Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time Unlocked 6/14/11
50 Points
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 6/14/11
50 Points
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy Unlocked 1/28/12
50 Points
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy Unlocked 3/25/12
50 Points
Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier Unlocked 1/12/12
50 Points
reach space
I can't stop at any time Unlocked 1/12/12
100 Points
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy Unlocked 3/15/12
100 Points
Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Unlocked 4/3/12
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (825/825 points)

Goobers Arena

Play! Unlocked 2/21/12
5 Points
You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
Credits Roll! 5 Points You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
Thank You! 5 Points You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
Movie Reel! 10 Points You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
Secret Music Track1 10 Points You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
Secret Music Track2 10 Points You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
Secret Remote! 10 Points You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!
Unlock Code! 25 Points You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
Galleria! 50 Points You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 4/3/12
5 Points
Grab the bag!
Alliance Unlocked 4/3/12
10 Points
Form an alliance.
Arrows Get Unlocked 4/3/12
10 Points
Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser Unlocked 4/3/12
25 Points
You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs Unlocked 4/3/12
100 Points
Defeat Cato

Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)

It's a wonderful FULP!

Best game ever! Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
Captain Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
What? No Steve?
Leo's Socks Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
There fo yo feet silly!
No touchy touchy! Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Sexual Lobster doll Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Wade's Ban Hammer! Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
Oh SNAP!
Weebl's Waffels! Unlocked 12/28/11
5 Points
Yum Yum!
Merry Christmas! Unlocked 12/28/11
100 Points
Be here on Dec 25

Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)

Lucky Tower

Cheer Up Princess Pretty Unlocked 10/4/11
10 Points
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Cutiepie! Unlocked 10/4/11
10 Points
Get to know your new BFF.
Frog Unlocked 10/4/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snail Unlocked 10/4/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Old and Wise Unlocked 10/4/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dorks Corner Unlocked 10/4/11
50 Points
Chill out in the funky room!
Escape Unlocked 10/4/11
50 Points
Leave the tower
Lady's Room Unlocked 10/4/11
50 Points
You naughty punk!
Manly Treasure Unlocked 10/4/11
50 Points
Find the treasure.
Men's Room Unlocked 10/4/11
50 Points
End it like a real man.
Piece Of Cake 25 Points YUM
Ooolala! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/12 (315/350 points)

MLP: Friendship is Pain

Hello, Dexter Morgan Unlocked 10/17/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Bromo Unlocked 1/2/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Waiting Game Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)

Pogo Swing!

1000 Flipscore! Unlocked 9/22/11
5 Points
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
500 Metres Travelled! Unlocked 9/22/11
5 Points
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Less than 25 Swings Unlocked 9/22/11
5 Points
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Less than 50 Swings Unlocked 9/22/11
5 Points
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
1000 Metres Travelled! Unlocked 9/22/11
10 Points
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
2000 Flipscore Unlocked 9/22/11
10 Points
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
2000 Metres Travelled! Unlocked 9/22/11
25 Points
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
4000 Flipscore! Unlocked 9/22/11
25 Points
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.

Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 10/23/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 10/23/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
The End The Game Unlocked 10/23/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Death By Slow Internet 10 Points Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG 25 Points Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense 25 Points Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)