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Total Medals Earned: 125 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,035 Points

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1976: Issue 1

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

1976 10 Points

Read the entire first issue of 1976

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 15/44 (120/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 21/21 (825/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Goobers Arena

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Play! 5 Points

You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!

Credits Roll! 5 Points

You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3

Thank You! 5 Points

You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!

Movie Reel! 10 Points

You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!

Secret Music Track1 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!

Secret Music Track2 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!

Secret Remote! 10 Points

You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!

Unlock Code! 25 Points

You've unlocked all features and all the badges!

Galleria! 50 Points

You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

It's a wonderful FULP!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)

Best game ever! 5 Points

Your tearing me apart Lisa!

Captain 5 Points

What? No Steve?

Leo's Socks 5 Points

There fo yo feet silly!

No touchy touchy! 5 Points

Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"

Sexual Lobster doll 5 Points

Real men play with dolls. Don't they?

Wade's Ban Hammer! 5 Points

Oh SNAP!

Weebl's Waffels! 5 Points

Yum Yum!

Merry Christmas! 100 Points

Be here on Dec 25

Lucky Tower

Medals Earned: 10/12 (315/350 points)

Cheer Up Princess Pretty 10 Points

A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.

Cutiepie! 10 Points

Get to know your new BFF.

Dorks Corner 50 Points

Chill out in the funky room!

Escape 50 Points

Leave the tower

Lady's Room 50 Points

You naughty punk!

Manly Treasure 50 Points

Find the treasure.

Men's Room 50 Points

End it like a real man.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Piece Of Cake 25 Points

YUM

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

MLP: Friendship is Pain

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Pogo Swing!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)

1000 Flipscore! 5 Points

Land a jump with more than 1000 points.

500 Metres Travelled! 5 Points

Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.

Less than 25 Swings 5 Points

Beat the game in less than 25 swings.

Less than 50 Swings 5 Points

Beat the game in less than 50 swings.

1000 Metres Travelled! 10 Points

Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.

2000 Flipscore 10 Points

Land a jump with more than 2000 points.

2000 Metres Travelled! 25 Points

Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.

4000 Flipscore! 25 Points

Land a jump with more than 4000 points.

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.